Brittany is a character you don't really notice before the spectacular "Britney/Brittany" episode, but after watching season 1 again (Yeah, I know...) I noticed her random short sentences that just didn't make any sense.
So here are the 10 best Brittany Pierce quotes:
10- "I'm paralyzed with fear. I've been here since second period. I really need to pee."
9- "Please don't pull all my teeth. I'll look like an adult baby but with boobs."
8- "Mr. Schue taught me the second half of the alphabet. I stopped after M and N. I thought they sounded too similar and got frustrated."
7- "I thought heart attacks were from loving too much." (This is actually cute :-P)
6- "People think I went on vacation, but actually I spent all summer lost in the sewers"
5- "I'm pretty sure my cat is reading my diary."
4- Kurt:"What are you dressing up as for Halloween this year?"
Brittany: "I'm going as a peanut allergy"
3- "Did you know dolphins are just gay sharks?"
2- "It's the glee club with the football team... it's like a double rainbow. A zombie double rainbow."
Annddd...
1- "I don't brush my teeth, I rinse my mouth with soda after I eat. I was pretty sure Dr. Pepper was a dentist."
