Friday, February 25, 2011

Random Brittany S. Pierce Quotes

After reading Beirut Boy's "Evil Sue Sylvester's Quotes" I just felt the need to share Brittany's quote!

Brittany is a character you don't really notice before the spectacular "Britney/Brittany" episode, but after watching season 1 again (Yeah, I know...) I noticed her random short sentences that just didn't make any sense.

So here are the 10 best Brittany Pierce quotes:

10-  "I'm paralyzed with fear. I've been here since second period. I really need to pee."

9-  "Please don't pull all my teeth. I'll look like an adult baby but with boobs."

8-  "Mr. Schue taught me the second half of the alphabet. I stopped after M and N. I thought they sounded too similar and got frustrated."

7-  "I thought heart attacks were from loving too much." (This is actually cute :-P)

6-  "People think I went on vacation, but actually I spent all summer lost in the sewers"

5-  "I'm pretty sure my cat is reading my diary."

4-  Kurt:"What are you dressing up as for Halloween this year?"
Brittany: "I'm going as a peanut allergy"

3-  "Did you know dolphins are just gay sharks?"

2-  "It's the glee club with the football team... it's like a double rainbow. A zombie double rainbow."


1-  "I don't brush my teeth, I rinse my mouth with soda after I eat. I was pretty sure Dr. Pepper was a dentist."


  1. Hah! Thank you! :))

    I love how she dances with Mike Chang on Valerie :-D One of the best performances!

  2. sme3et "loser like me" w "get it right"?

  3. Haha, yeah I love brittany, and I love the ridiculous things she says! True after the Britney spears episode, she rocked, this girl has so much talent, and I wish they would show off more of it :) Downloading S2E14 now :D

  4. Ohhh the episode 14. One of the best episode ever!
    By now you should have watched 'Tik Tok'
    Isn't she perfect?!