Sunday, May 22, 2011

Stalking Much?

Look kid, I know that you admire me and that you respect me so much that you freaking Googled my Twitter bio to see where I got it from.

But when you find something as personal as my my blog, which I never wanted to share with you, basically cause you scare the hell out of me, you don't start to read every freaking post I posted, and you don't start to tweet about every link I posted on there either.

AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO TWEET ABOUT RAINBOW BACKGROUNDS EITHER!

Now I know you're doing everything you do to get my attention.

You got my attention. Happy now?

I'm writing a freaking blog post, cause I know you'll read it in the next five minutes, to tell you to BACK OFF!

You don't go talk about my life with some stranger you think is your BFF!
I never wanted to share this with you, why are you sharing this with someone you barely know? Now I know you get attached to the first thing that moves in front of you, that's your problem, don't make it mine!

You stubborn little kid. Go get some affection elsewhere!

Do you want me to shoo you away like a stray dog or something? Just leave me alone! GOSHHHH...

Oh, and one more thing, I DON'T WANT YOU LADY GAGA INTERVIEWS OR CONCERTS OR WHATEVER!

And don't you dare tell me how sorry you are, cause I don't want to know!

Jesus Christ...

9 comments:

  1. Huh.. what is this all about ?

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  2. My creepy ways of getting rid of creepy guys..

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  3. ok....
    well...
    I enjoyed this post :)
    FINALLY some fire in front of the rainbows :P

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  4. Dont you think its slightly mean?
    considering this person supposedly looks up to you?
    i dont know the story obv. but i wonder if your freaking out session was worth it

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  5. Mean is the only way I'm getting rid of him.
    I tried nice, didn't work; I tried annoyed, didn't work.
    Trust me, it was worth it. I needed to do that.

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  6. What happened to him after this post ?

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  7. Well, he did leave me alone. But the damage is done. He gave my blog to some random people :-/

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